Apparently, I'm Still Here.

Écrit sur le mur de l'abîme;

I saw Dannii Minogue today.

I only mention this because I got the pleasure of listening to the female staff reiterate this fact for the next seven and a half hours of my shift.

Why do famous people like Flinders so much? It's a town filled with the handicapped, the old, and people who tell themselves that they are well-off while their mediocre houses fall down around them.

And it doesn't even have any nice beaches.